What’s Fresh?

For anyone out there who is not attending SES this year, do not fear….here is your go to list of things to do instead:

1. Grab a glue stick and go ahead and make that Matt Cutts through the years collage you have been dreaming of.

2. Put a tweetscan on SES and follow (aka stalk) any person mentioning it and send them @ messages that talk about their mom.

3. Add (if they aren’t there already)  the SES and the Top Rank blogs to your RSS and check them every 36.2 seconds in an alternating fashion.

4. Take solace in not having to choose between the Internet Marketer’s Charity Party and……the Season 4 premier of THE HILLS!  Go Team LC!  Wooooo!

5.  Start your own Search Conference where the Keynote speakers include your 3 cats and a cleverly fashioned sock puppet.

6. Develop your own search engine claiming to be a “Google Killer“….wait that happened a few weeks back….what was it’s name again?

and last but not least

7.  Buy yourself a lanyard so you can wear a name tag around the office while introducing yourself to coworkers as “the next big thing.”

For everyone who is attending SES next week, try not to be too jealous of all this cool stuff you will be missing out on….We know it’s gonna be hard, but you have to try.

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